Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy)

Well, I walk into the room

Passing out hundred dollar bills

And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill

And I buy the bar a double round of crown

And everybody’s getting down

An’ this town ain’t never gonna be the same.

 

Cause I saddle up my horse

and I ride into the city

I make a lot of noise

Cause the girls

They are so pretty

Riding up and down Broadway

on my old stud Leroy

And the girls say

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Everybody says

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

 

Well I don’t give a dang about nothing

I’m singing and Bling-Blanging

While the girls are drinking

Long necks down!

And I wouldn’t trade ol’ Leroy

or my Chevrolet for your Escalade

Or your freak parade

I’m the only John Wayne left in this town

 

And I saddle up my horse

and I ride into the city

I make a lot of noise

Cause the girls

They are so pretty

Riding up and down Broadway

on my old stud Leroy

And the girls say

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Everybody says

Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

 

I’m a thourough-bred

that’s what she said

in the back of my truck bed

As I was gettin’ buzzed on suds

Out on some back country road.

We where flying high

Fining, whine, having ourselves a big and rich time

And I was going, just about as far as she’d let me go.

But her evaluation

of my cowboy reputation

Had me begging for salvation

all night long

So I took her out giggin frogs

Introduced her to my old bird dog

And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of

 

And we made love

And I saddled up my horse

and I ride into the city

I make a lot of noise

Cause the girls

They are so pretty

Riding up and down Broadway

on my old stud Leroy

And the girls say

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Everybody says

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

 

What? What?

Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy

Everybody says

Save a Horse Ride a cowboy.